tltty:

#hashtag? I prefer #hashbrown

image

(Source: hungarian, via orgasm)

lesbianfosur:

I kissed a girl and liked it now I’m gay and that escalated way quicker then I thought it would

(via sundayyymorningsss)

knightscrest:

my greatest dream is to swim in an ocean of orange soda. it is a fanta sea.

(via pizza)

whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

(via orgasm)

Anonymous:
Hey do you have tips on getting a girlfriend for me?

liive-fearlessly:

pairr-a-diceee:

Give her pizza, cuddle her lots, give her good sex ;)

You don’t do any of this

Ya I do

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

(via hyp3r-real)

islette:

if you can’t beat them, dress better than them

(via givingblowjobs)

I wonder if I ever caught someones attention. Even if I was just walking among the crowd, I wonder if they wanted to get to know me or anything like that.

(Source: dangnikki, via urbvnic)

Anonymous:
can I get your advice on this girl I really like? I don't know who to talk to because nobody knows I'm gay and you seem really sweet..

Talk to meee (:

Anonymous:
Hey do you have tips on getting a girlfriend for me?

Give her pizza, cuddle her lots, give her good sex ;)